Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Chupacabra?


   Here in Northern Minnesota, we hear tales of critters so big and mean that they eat lumberjacks for breakfast, dinner and supper. Some people report seeing big hairy critters that look a lot like their mother-in-law but few have the guts to say such things out loud.
   A couple days ago, a woman found a critter dead along side the road. It wasn't like anything she'd seen before so she reported it to the authorities. She described it as being white skinned with long nails and a large tuft of fur on its back, and having an odor similar to her ex-husband but refused to go into details.
   So if you're planning a vacation here, bring a gun.
   Stop in once in a while. I'll try to write something new and informative about my book To Waltz with a White Horse.
  Good Reading,
Ron

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